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Posted on 30th Jul at 9:47 AM, with 199,748 notes
dutchster:

and the battle continues
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dutchster:

and the battle continues

Posted on 30th Jul at 9:26 AM, with 73,777 notes

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

Posted on 30th Jul at 9:24 AM, with 194,354 notes

sageonyx:

eternalfarnham:

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

am I the protagonist or the boss

That’s deep

Posted on 30th Jul at 9:09 AM, with 131,140 notes

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

Posted on 29th Jul at 7:53 PM, with 347,106 notes

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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Posted on 28th Jul at 9:30 PM, with 286,741 notes

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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Yeah but have you seen this 

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Posted on 28th Jul at 10:03 AM, with 22,000 notes

comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT

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