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Posted on 30th Aug at 4:24 PM, with 106,151 notes


i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Posted on 29th Aug at 12:30 PM, with 6,674 notes


Remus putting his hand on Sirius’ face whenever he’s talking too much because one time they were at a pub and saw a woman doing that to her dog when she wanted it to stop barking.

Posted on 29th Aug at 10:36 AM, with 432,478 notes


the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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